Tom: G
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[Chorus]
G C
I fell in love in the portapotty line
G D
In the parking lot of some show.
G C
She was dancing round, clutching herself.
G D G
She was waiting for her turn to go.
[Verse 1]
G C
Her dreadlocks swung down like those shiny golden chains,
G D
and she looked to be strong and brave.
G C
My nose was filled with the bouquet of petula oil.
G D G
It looks like that she had never shaved.
[Verse 2]
G C
Well I knew right away that I was in love.
G D
That she was the one for me.
G C
Well I could not tell if she felt the same way,
G D G
But I know that she had to pee.
[Verse 3]
G C
The sunlight shone bright through the sundress she wore,
G D
and reflected off the ring in her nose.
G C
Her ankle bells jingled as she danced around
G D G
I felt proud of the line I had chose.
G C
Then all of a sudden she could not take it no more
G D
on that portapotty she wailed and she banged.
G C
And as she started tipping it back and forth,
G D G
Well I just raised my head and I sang.
[Chorus]
G C
That pretty little vacant sign showed her face,
G D
as she flew right in like peter pan.
G C
I wanted to be there when she was done,
G D G
so I went and I peed behind the van.
G C
Well I did not realize just how much had been drunk.
G D
I stood there for the length of the song.
G C
Well I zipped up, went back to that portapotty
G D G
my sweet little lover was gone.
[Chorus]
G C
She was dancing round, clutching herself.
G D G
She was waiting for her turn to go.
