Tom: F
E|----| = 1 beat
tempo = 120
Intro:
E|--1---1---1-----|--1---1---------|
B|--1---1---1-----|--1---144-------|
G|----------------|----------312---|
D|----------------|-------------32-|
A|-------------05-|----------------|
E|1-----------3---| 1---------------|
Verse:
Met an old lady from Carlsbad who got bit on the ankle by a spider
F Bb C
Swelled on up to about the size of her knee
F C
Carryin' clothes in a plastic bag and breathin' kinda heavy
F Bb
Havin' a hard day it was plain to see
F C F
Transition (just after previous "F" chord)
E|----------------|
B|----------------|
G|----------------|
D|------0-3-------|
A|---1-3----------|
E|1-3-------------|
She said "Somebody stole my shopping cart, it sittin' outside the door.
Bb F
I don't understand who could be so cruel!"
F C
She said "Karma is a serious thing and a force to be reckoned with, and,
Bb F Bb
Well, the whippersnapper that took it is a fool!"
F C F
Transition (just after previous "F" chord)
E|----------------|
B|----------------|
G|----------------|
D|------0-3-------|
A|---1-3----------|
E|1-3-------------|
And now I'm walkin' with an old lady down to the corner bus stop
C F
Talkin' 'bout Jesus and how her heart he won
Bb F C
Talkin' with an old lady down at the corner bus stop
Bb F Bb
She said "'Spect you a miracle for the deed you done!"
F C F
End (just after previous "F" chord)
E|----------------|
B|----------------|
G|----------------|
D|------0-3-------|
A|---1-3----------|
E|1-3-------------|
