Keith Murray

Slap Somebody

Keith Murray


Intro: 

I need a blunt fore I slap the shit out somebody 
Uhh come on get it up y'all 
Uhh come on come on come on come on 
come on get it up y'all 
Uhh yeah yeah uhh 
I know y'all like this one 
Uhh uhh yeah yeah uhh come on 

Yo y'all niggas will never see my level 
Raps so hot I slapbox with the devil 
Tap a jaw slap a bitch do what I like 
Gotta sociology of money like Reverend Ike 
Yo here's a rapper fiction, get out the jurisdiction 
before I hit that ass with a cross-addiction crucifixion 
Editorial newsflash 
Extra extra, let this blast wit your stank ass 
Face the ultimate challenge, style's gotta lotta mileage 
Come to violence, leave in silence 
This beat's a beat so come on take a swim 
If C's can't float don't worry about them 
I'ma duke like Patty, ritz like Matty 
Slick like a khaki, but not your baby daddy 
Girls I got em locked, flavors come assorted 
So pop that coochie girl like you're double-jointed, come on 

Chorus: 

This is for my thugs in the clubs and the hotties in the party 
who need a drink before you - SLAP SOMEBODY 
All my cats on the corner who's packin a shotty 
who need a blunt before you - SLAP SOMEBODY 
Rewind this jam and let it rock the party 
before, I - SLAP SOMEBODY 
I speak with more technique, than karate 
cos, I, will - SLAP SOMEBODY 

Aiyo, strictly from the street that's why I get love 
Erick darin niggas out in the back of the club 
With the mic in my hand, just got paid 
Take you suckers out til I get on stage 
When the girls see my face and they all get excited 
Thugs in the front row bout to start a riot 
Too loud to be quiet, too wired to be tired 
Yo E, crank this shit up and get it started 
Get the crowd funky like the whole place parted 
MC's rest in peace like dearly departed 
Then it's all in together now, let me show you how 
I do it rock 'n' roll style, then dive in the crowd 
Murray ain't your average MC, I gotta lotta fame 
but don't act conceited when you see me on the street 
I hang with the rich, keep it real with the poor 
Kick hard metaphor, cos that's what I'm here for 
Catch me east of the sun or west of the moon 
Lookin butta fly like a caterpillar just cocooned 
Smooth like Thug Passion over-the-rocks 
So sporty they need to put me on a Wheaties box 

Chorus 

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today 
In a special way to play on, baby play 
The way you shake that ass girl is something drastic 
FABULOUS, and, fantastic 
Fly like a B-52 hotstepper 
Got latinos yellin "WEUPA!!"" 
Ese loco, dolli toto 
Beseve culo, papi chulo 
Whatever, the more the merrier, the longer the weed the scarier 
My Squad is Def and we ain't hearin ya 
Beat eaters think quick with the speed of a cheetah 
Stripped down to my wife beater 
Baby doll, shake what you got 
I'm not a player hater, I just diss a lot 
And don't slam the doors of da Mazzerati 
because, I, will, slap somebody 

Chorus 

Outro: 

Bring me up somethin nice cold to drink in this bitch 
before, I - SLAP SOMEBODY 
Fix me somethin hot to eat before I have to go out- 
side, and - SLAP SOMEBODY 
Throw your hands in the air from side-to-side 
before, I - SLAP SOMEBODY 
Doo, doo, slap slap 
I, will slap - SLAP SOMEBODY 
Slap me and I'ma slap you back......