I hate it when you drunk dial him I get so angry I dont where to begin I get so mad when you are crying on the phone I want to tie you body to my car And drag you down the road And I say its over and I--- pull over And I say its over and I--- pull over I need to know whats gonna be (x3) ...different this time She tanned a T right below her tan line Signaled with her fingers that the areas all mine If i want it, I can have it You know i want it, But I cant have it Cus thats not half of it. She made me an offer she thought that i couldnt refuse And looking at her curves i was thinking That they should be put to use. (x2) She tanned a T...(chorus) I wish you knew what your so-called friends Love to tell me behind you back Just for the records, Just for the records Everyone is on my side It wont matter how much you cry YOU CRY. She tanned a T...(chorus) She made me an offer...(x4) But not by me I was right you were wrong i was right and i wrote this song I was right you were wrong I was right so move along (x2)...now dont ever tell me You tanned a T...