This is the story of Kim Carlisle 108 on your radio dial She gets straight As but heres the deal Half of what she says is stuff she steals So turn her off, put the cougar on a diet Turn her off. Kim Carlisle be quiet She thinks shes hip and shes edgy But listenin to Kim is like an audio wedgie Oh yeah It hurts our brains so stop it please We got the cure for this radio disease So turn her off. Put the cougar on a diet.