Tom: G G C Everybody thinks that girl's so fine G D And everybody's like i'll make her mine G C Everyone thinks that she's a bit of alright G D But I think that she's not so nice G C Every guy's looking in her eyes G D Every guy's checking out her thighs G C Everyone thinks that girl's a lady G D But I dont I think that girl's shady G D Well I'll just read a book instead Em C I dont care if we're just friends G D Well I can hang out with myself Em C I'm old enough now to pretend G D Well I'll just read a book instead Em C I know that you think she's best G D Well I don't even think she cares Em C I don't know what you see - there's nothing there!