Tom: E
E G#m
And I always find, yeah, I always find somethin' wrong
C#m
You been puttin' up wit' my shit just way too long
A
I'm so gifted at findin' what I don't like the most
E
So I think it's time for us to have a toast
Let's have a toast for the douchebags!
G#m
Let's have a toast for the assholes!
Let's have a toast for the scumbags!
C#m
Every one of them that I know
Let's have a toast to the jerkoffs
A
That'll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
E
Run away fast as you can
She find pictures in my email
G#m
I sent this girl a picture of my, hey!
I don't know what it is with females
C#m
But I'm not too good with that, hey!
See, I could have me a good girl
A
And still be addicted to them hoodrats
And I just blame everything on you
E
At least you know that's what I'm good at
See, I always find
And I always find
G#m
Yeah, I always find somethin' wrong
C#m
You been puttin' up with my shit just way too long
A
I'm so gifted at findin' what I don't like the most
E
So I think it's time for us to have a toast
Let's have a toast for the douchebags!
G#m
Let's have a toast for the assholes!
Let's have a toast for the scumbags!
C#m
Every one of them that I know
Let's have a toast to the jerkoffs
A
That'll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
E
Run away fast as you can
G#m
Run away from me, baby Run away
C#m
Run away from me, baby Run away
A
Run away from me, baby Run away
Baby, I got a plan
E
Run away fast as you can
G#m
Run away from me, baby Run away
C#m
Run away from me, baby Run away
A
Run away from me, baby Run away
Baby, I got a plan
E
Run away fast as you can
