(Eminem)
I? M crazy with this razor with this razor I? M crazy
With this crazor I? M razy, razor crazed I? M crazy!
(Ok I? M re-loaded!!) go bring jay-z!!!
(Tell them him I? Ma ghostwrite for him!!) over dre? S beats!!!
Ran in the ladies room naked in a blanket
At the banquet and started to spank it (ahhh!!)
Came in the bank with a tank, fired a blank
At the clerk and handcuffed her ankles to the safe and thanked her
But I didn? T take nothing (thanks!)
Every bullet came from the same gun
Just from different angles, cause I was pickin? Strange places to aim from
(Mad rapper: Man, I bet you 50 bucks you won? T jump out the window shady)
(ahhhh!!) pay me
(Madd rapper)
Psych, no way fucked up in the head
Shot my girl and my sister cause I caught them in bed (wait, wait, wait)
I? M a crazy mothafucka might shoot me a fed
Or I just might start a fist fight instead
See as far as the dough go
I go loco, see me pumpin gas at your local sunoco
Stuck off the hydro mixed with cocoa
Jump turnstyles, then run from po po
Chorus: (2x)
Life stinks, we don? T give a fuck son, we crazy
Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy
Fuck wild ho? S and bust slugs, we crazy
Madd rapper is crazy, slim shady is (crazy!!!)
(Madd rapper)
Yo yo, I wish I? D been aborted
My pockets got a shortage
Everything I wanna floss I can? T afford it
I? M tryin to sell a o?, my pops tryin? To snort it
My daughter? S babysitter is about to be deported
I? M mad cause I still stand in line for clubs
Mad cause my rottweiler still shits on the rugs (God dammit spike!!!)
Feeling kinda crazy now, I just might flip out
Slim shady gave me shrooms and I might trip out, like
(Eh.... Oh... Dude... That shit? S crazy man... Oohhhh..... This is
Incredible... Ohhh....)
Fuck that slim keep that for yourself
You a crazy white dude and you need some help, word
(Eminem)
I got a beautiful wife, kids and a gorgeous home
What would make jump in the tub with
