Tom: E [Intro] E B C#m A E The PowerPoint presentation of love C#m Overhead projectors above A As you take, lying awake B E I go over every mistake I make What a speech, it was pitched just right C#m Nothing niche, kept proceedings light A B Bridesmaid at table 3, I hope that she can see E You are my target market C#m You're the only one I wanted to impress A My demographic B In a vintage party dress E You are my target market C#m You're the only one I wanted to impress A I almost had it B A percentage of your interest E The lost art of falling in love C#m I didn't know how to give up A I came back time and again B Got laughed at by all of your friends E And now the party's over, they're closing the bar C#m Rattling cans, shaving foam on the car A The last dance, alone on the floor B Her heart-shaped dartboard on my door E You are my target market C#m You're the only one I wanted to impress A My demographic B In a vintage party dress E You are my target market C#m You're the only one I wanted to impress A I almost had it B A percentage of your interest C#m B I do believe it might have worked A I thought you smiled in the church But when these words go round and round E I must admit it's just a sound B It's always in my head A It's always in the back of it B You're always there, I was unprepared, but still E You are my target market C#m You're the only one I wanted to impress A My demographic B In a vintage party dress E You are my target market C#m You're the only one I wanted to impress A I almost had it B A percentage of your interest E C#m You are my target market (ah-ah) A B You are my target market (ah-ah) E C#m You are my target market (ah-ah) A B You are my target market (ah-ah)