Tom: F#m G You say that you're watching The birds out the window Well I got a bird you can watch C You ain't gotta act like you're borrowing eggs Just to see if my dishes are washed A What's it to you if it's wednesday at noon Dm D And I've traded my iced tea for scotch C Keep your two cents on your Side of the fence G Girl we ain't friends we're just neighbors D Nothing to see here G Go back to your trailer G You ain't gotta ask what I did with my hair And whose underwear's on the line, ain't mine C I ain't gonna ask who's been mowing your grass So you ain't gotta ask who mows mine A Quit judging my job and my car and my clothes Dm D Get your nose out of your mini blinds C Keep your two cents on your Side of the fence G Girl we ain't friends we're just neighbors D Nothing to see here G Go back to your trailer E Don't ask me if I go to church G D I won't ask if your husband is still out of work E C You try and claim high society G D But we get our mail on the same side of the street C Keep your two cents on your Side of the fence G Girl we ain't friends we're just neighbors D Nothing to see here G Go back to your trailer