Tom: E
E
[Verse 1]
E
This old man, he played one
E
Lost his money on the buffalo run
B
Now he's lyin' in jail with a head full of knives
N.C.
This old man is too drunk to drive
[Verse 2]
E
This old man gave a dog a bone
E
And there's a beehive head on the telephone
B
I see a big bus comin' full of maritime wives
N.C.
This old man is too drunk to drive
[Chorus]
A
This old man
A
This old man
A
This old man
E N.C. E
I say ooooh
[Verse 3]
E
This old man is made of earth and bone
E
Just a ten-watt bulb in a trailer home
B
Keep your big mouth shut, I said your fat momma lies
N.C.
This old man is too drunk to drive
[Chorus]
A
This old man
A
This old man
A
This old man
E N.C. E
I say ooooh
[Interlude]
E
[Verse 4]
E
This old man shuffled off to war
E
He gave a diamond bullet to a Paris whore
B
And now this Hamilton life never looked so alive
E N.C.
This old man is too drunk to drive
