Why oh why are the moon and the tide trying real hard to get on my bad side I made a moonlight wish with the stars and the fish just to be happy not to be selfish Why oh why is the sun in my eye can you tell me sister moonshine You better take out the trash little man I tell the truth with the proof of a happy land you better go get it off your chest and tall me all those things that you confess Me oh my are you trying to make me cry or do you just want me to say that you?re right starlight, starbright the first star I see tonight I wish that I may, I wish that I might why oh why are the moon and the tide trying real hard to get on my badside I didn't do nothin' I didn't do nothin' at all