I'm not a genius, I'm more like a genie Granting girls wishes from my stone cold bikini yeah Sewing up ideas like delicious kisses I'll play with your mind but I won't do your dishes, boy Say it again V.G.I. (my philosophy) V.G.I. (is I'm a masterpiece) V.G.I. (I wear a scrunchie) V.G.I. (I'll say it again) I say, I say, an intellectual genie I'm making bullshit disappear like I'm Hou-fuckin-dini Turntables around with my smile bright and gleaming You think I'll take your order boy You must be fucking dreaming V.G.I. (my philosophy) V.G.I. (is I'm a masterpiece) V.G.I. (I wear a scrunchie) V.G.I. (I'll say it again) Cuz I'm extra special and I'm burning bright I'm a UFO blazing thru your starry night You try to shoot me down girl cuz you just don't understand That a woman like me can't be bound to one plan V.G.I. (my philosophy) V.G.I. (is I'm a masterpiece) V.G.I. (I wear a scrunchie) V.G.I. (I'll say it again) I don't wanna say I want to, and I don't wanna say I don't Sometimes the secret is, sometimes the secret is yes yes yes yes V.G.I. (my philosophy) V.G.I. (is I'm a masterpiece) V.G.I. (I wear a scrunchie) V.G.I. (I'll say it again)