so you met him at Shoney's and he gave you his card 
and he said you'd go out Friday night 
well he's a total stranger 
but he's tall and he's cute 
girl am I getting this right? 

now didn't we cover all this ground last week 
when the last loser left you alone 
now here we are having the same conversation 
and I'm wondering if there's anybody listening 

hello 
are you listening 
have you even heard a single word I've said 
hello 
wake up and smell his cheap cologne 
how can I get it through your fairy tale head 
Hough phone's ringin girl its for you 
hello 

it seems like you're always falling for the same guy 
you just change the face and the name 
but if you're gonna keep fishing in a pool of shallow water 
you cant give the fish all the blame 

now this is how it is 
I'm your friend and I love you 
and I hate to see you hurtin all the time 
now don't you put me on hold cause your call waiting's saying 
that your Mr wrong is on the other line 

hello 
are you listening 
have you even heard a single word I've said 
hello 
wake up and smell his cheap cologne 
how can I get it through your fairy tale head 
Hough phone's ringing girl its for you 
hello 

hello 
are you listening 
have you even heard a single word I've said 
hello 
wake up and smell his cheap cologne 
how can I get it through your fairy tale head 
Hough phone's ringing girls its for you 
why do I get the feeling I'm not getting through 
hello?