Tom: F F F/E F/D (C D E F) Your eyes are all wet now F F/E F/D (C D E F) You know that I'm lying F F/E F/D F/C Bb Bb/F Bb Bb/F I swear I was only protecting your heart (repeat) But there are some reasons And also some pictures Which if you saw they would rip you apart C F/C Gm/C Am/C F F/E F/D (C D E F) And I won't watch you cry F F/E F/D (C D E F) Goodbye, I'm an asshole I'm almost a tall guy And fairly good looking So people they trust me but sometimes they're wrong I have often wondered Which one was the taller My old Alexander or Kubla Khan And would they watch you cry Goodbye, I'm an asshole Bb Bdim (?) I was a pig Bb Bdim (?) And never no good Bb Bdim (?) Now you can see through the streams (don't know - end up at C on "wood") in your eyes every nickel is wood Your lines are all fading Your model's all last year I am still a young man and I need a new car Your friends will all hate me But I know I'm smarter I'm in love with a fan and she thinks I'm a star And she will never So I won't ever I won't watch you cry Goodbye I won't watch you cry Goodbye, I'm an asshole