Take a sip of this, I'm an itty bitty cuphead One sentence in, I've already made a pun yep Picking up steam, wonder why they call me hothead Struck a deal with the devil, now I'm rackin' up debt Yes I made a dumb bet, no need to get upset I'm a cup of trouble, have you seen my mugshot yet? Step in front of my finger gun, and you drop dead Wallop all your bosses, leave 'em all jobless They'll never stop me from runnin' like a faucet I'm a full cup, don't you ever try to top it You can never touch this, but you can kick the bucket I'm meant to be drunk from, but not to be trusted Heads up, hit the deck, mugman You don't really wanna get your head busted I'm a dirty dish, who needs a rough scrubbin' After doing these devilish deeds - God damn! I'll stop this train even if it's haunted Where's my ship? Sorry just sunk it Hopping like a frog, duck and dodge your punches Won't shed a single tear when I'm choppin' onions Spent all your breath huffin' and puffin' Just to get dumped on by a cup for nothin' Unless all you wanna end up dead Don't mess with a cuphead, 'nuff said Don't mess with a cuphead, 'nuff said Don't mess with a cuphead, 'nuff said Don't mess with a cuphead, 'nuff said Don't mess with a cuphead, 'nuff said You'll never catch me cryin' over milk I spilled My head ain't empty, but who knows with what it's filled? I took the devilish gamble Nothing that a cuphead couldn't handle And now it's time to foot the bibbadibibitty-bill Any line that you happen to draw Is a line I'll be stepping across Trapped in a world lacking any natural laws Have you had your coffee yet? Cuz I'm off of the walls My demons need some exorcise A little caffeine oughtta get 'em energized Will we ever get to heaven when we die? Can't get any worse, we already bet our lives Forget fairy tales, they're fizzin out I'd like to pick a fight with that prick, micky mouse I'll kick his ass then I'll knock walt disney out I'll leave 'em with a taste of toxic in their mouth (no!) My hand's been dealt, it's a bad draw though I'll go all in when the rest all fold Look's like I'm on the last straw so Better tell the devil th-that th-that's all folks! Come see what we been brewin' Something to keep ya movin' Must be the beat I'm boomin' Hit me with that funky music How do we keep on groovin'? Once could say we been juicin' Beepin' boopin', looney toonin' Time for you to face the music I feel like the holy grail Just hope I don't go to hell If so that won't go so well I've been bad, but no one tell I'm much more than just cup Raise a toast and pick me up Pour one more and drink it up, but don't choke Cuz I'm not the kinda cup you should be chugging from I'll get the jump on ya when I run and gun Working for lucifer is a ton of fun You two, do my bidding, done and done I'm a jazzy chap who'll leave you razzle-dazzled After I whoop and wallop your ass in battle When I'm stuck up shits creek without a paddle Just imagine, the glass is half full