Guys
Only want one thing
And it's disgusting
They wanna die
In a war
Die in a war
I wanna die in a war
I wanna die in a war
Just war? Sure
I just want war
Unjust war? Sure
I just want war
Let me die in a war please
There's a really blatant untapped need
For some purpose societally
Release pent-up feelings inside of me
All these young men with nothing to do
Why not give them a war to give their lives to?
You can start a war with any country
And if that won't do, a civil war's plenty
I'm not prepared for martial combat
But maybe in a war a tank will roll me flat
Maybe I could be like Flat Stanley
Except like fuckin' dead, yeah
Don't worry this is just a joke
Who wants a war? Heh, I sure don't
I'd hate to develop camaraderie
With a community that thinks like me
Shares my values and morality
Tells me who to kill and what it means
Oh shucks, then I'd have to kill and die
For a cause that's far, far greater than mine
I'd much rather work my shitty 9 to 5
Watch Netflix and play games with my time
Get depressed and take it all out on my wife
I'm a real big fan of modern life!
Race war, cyberwar, cyberspace race war
Proxy war, world war, class war, great war
Guerrilla war, gorilla war, total war, religious war
Cold War, hot war, nuke war, yeah, sure!
I wanna die
In a war
I wanna die
In a war
Just let me die
In a war
It kinda sounds like you just wanna die
Ha, ha, ha, yup
(Please I can't do it myself)
