Tom: F#m E 022100 [Intro] A F#5 B5 D5 [Verse] A There are five delightful flavors in a Lifesavers roll, yeah my grandma used to say I've got a sentimental skull. D5 Dm But my grandma was a waitress, my mom was a waitress, and I am a waitress too. A Yeah, your dad, he was a cop and punched you right in the head. You said "Fuck you, Dad! I hate you!" and that's just what you meant. D5 Dm But your dad was a cop, I bet his dad was a cop, yeah but you're no cop you see. [Chorus] A F#5 B5 D5 No, to me you are the great wall of China. A F#5 B5 D5 Yeah to me, you are the golden gates of hell. A F#5 B5 D5 Yeah to me, you are college camping trips and hockey. A F#5 B5 D5 Yeah to me, you are the lies that you sell. [Outro] A F#5 B5 E No, it's true that I still love you, for how long I never could tell. A F#5 B5 But our lives are the same, both in shape and in length. For when you die, D5 A I will die as well.