J: Yes looka here, every night, when you come home from work You don't do nothin' but stomp and fight B: Is that so? Now you left last night at half past eight J: Yes and I come home this mornin' at four B: And you had the nerve to bring another man Right smack up to my door J: Don't let that worry you old gal(?) Now man, I'm through with you B: Through with me? J: Yessir B: Before you go, here's what I'm goin' to do J: What you gonna do, boy? B: I'm gonna cut your nappy head four diff'rent ways Long, short, deep and wide When I get through usin' my black-handled razor You know you're gonna take a ride J: If you can catch me B: I'm gonna cut A B C D In the top of your head That's gonna be treatin' you nice And you ain't gonna be dead I'm gonna cut E F G Right across your face H I J K That where runnin' takes place I'm gonna cut L M N 'Cross both of your arms You gonna sell shoestrings and pencils Your whole life long I'm gonna cut O P Q That means trouble to you I'm gonna grab you too and turn you Ev'ry way but loose I'm gonna cut R S T Just to hear you cry That's the last time tears Are gonna run from both of your eyes I'm gonna cut U V W On the bottom of your feet And that's the last time you'll walk down Thirty-fifth Street I'm gonna mark you 'cross your bosom With X Y Z When I get through with alphabet You'll stop messin' with me