Tom: Bm
A F#m B E
Well, it's been so long since we first met
A F#m B E
And the honeymoon is over, I'd like to forget
A F#m B E
The night we met you lied to me
A F#m B E
You said that you were nineteen when you were twenty-three
[Verse 2]
A F#m B E
Well, it's cold outside but colder in here
A F#m B E
Every year I want to leave you, I get the yuletide fear
A F#m B E
Well, there's snow on the street, and a star on the tree
A F#m B E D
We may be happily married but you're killing me, oh
[Pre-Chorus]
D A F#m B
So Merry Christmas, babe, I think I hate you
E
A little bit more than last year
[Chorus]
A F#m B E
This year, my present to you
A F#m B E
I'm getting sick of Christmas, I'm already sick of you
A F#m B E
This year, my present to you
A F#m B
I'm leaving you, I'm leaving you, I'm leaving you
N.C
You hoe, hoe, hoe
[Verse 3]
A F#m
Your mother never liked me
B E
You've got an Oedipus complex
A F#m
Your father's so self-righteous
B E D
And he thinks he's Malcolm X, oh
[Pre-Chorus]
D A F#m B
So Merry Christmas, babe, I think I hate you
E
A little bit more than last year
[Chorus]
A F#m B E
This year, my present to you
A F#m B E
I'm getting sick of Christmas, I'm already sick of you
A F#m B E
This year, my present to you
A F#m B
I'm leaving you, I'm leaving you, I'm leaving you
N.C
You hoe, hoe, hoe
[Instrumental - Whistling]
A F#m B E x4
[Bridge]
A
I hate your smile
G
I hate your folks
F#
I hate our kids
F
I hate your clothes
A
I hate your kiss
G
I hate your smell
F# F
I hate your music taste as well
N.C
"Darling, cool is not music"
A G
I hate how middle class we are
F# F
I hate your silver executive car
A
I hate your job
G
You're such a knob!
N.C
"It's your turn to walk the dog."
N.C
"Where is the dog?"
N.C
"It's your dog"
[Chorus]
A F#m B E
This year, my present to you
A F#m B E
I'm getting sick of Christmas, I'm already sick of you
A F#m B E
This year, my present to you
A F#m B
I'm leaving you, I'm leaving you, I'm leaving you
E
You hoe, hoe, hoe
[Ending]
A F#m B E
This year, my present to you (Yes this year)
A F#m B E
I'm getting sick of Christmas, I'm already sick of you (My present to you)
A F#m B E
This year, my present to you (I'm walking, I'm walking)
A F#m B
I'm leaving you, I'm leaving you, I'm leaving you (Outta here, out that door)
E
You hoe, hoe, hoe
A F#m B E
This year, my present to you (Oh, ho, yeah, I ain't nobody's hoe, I ain't gon' be your hoe no more)
A F#m B A
I'm leaving you, I'm leaving you, I'm leaving you
