You're a real mean mama but you got a lot of time for me And I know it ain't common to find your kinda love for free It's a drag and a sigh and that's not all I'm calling real long distance it's a real long distance call Telephone ringing mama please don't you leave it alone Don't leave no breaks in the line it's the only thing that's tied to home It's a drag and a sigh and that's not all This is real long distance it's a real long distance call Woo!