Tom: D D D7 There was a Joe Leanin' on the back door G G7 A couple Jills with their eyes on a couple bills E7 A D Their eyes was statin' They was waitin' To get their hands on some easy money D D7 They flipped a dime, One said " well, I'll take heads this time" G G7 One stepped up One stepped back One loosened her shoulder strap E7 A7 D She couldn't speak, Her knees got weak She could almost taste that easy money D D7 There was this old black cat Sittin' in a old black Cadillac G G7 The Joe smelled sweet She curled up at her boyfriend's feet E7 A7 D She said "I got a plan Listen, Sam, how'd ya like to make some easy money ? " B7 Em7 He say, "yes! oh yes! Jus' tell me what you want me to do " E B7 E E7 She said, "Baby, you can trust me Baby, but you must be A7 Em A7 hidin' in my room At a quarter to two" D D7 Well, the cat told the boy "Come up to the room and play with my toy" G G7 But the Jill set the bait And she wasn't gonna sit around and wait E7 A7 D But this guy was wise to all the lies And he flies out the door With the easy money D D7 Because there ain't no man Who got the money in his hand G G7 Who got any of that bread Bein' slow in the head E7 A7 D The easier it looks The hotter it hooks There ain't no such thing as easy money B7 Em7 We say, "yes! oh yes!" E B7 E E7 A7 Em A7 D D7 Saturday night There was a terrible, terrible fight G G7 Between two dames who was losin' the same game E7 A7 D It wasn't clear, But I hear somebody was lookin' for some easy money