Tonight do me a favor On your way to do me wrong Drop me at a honky tonk Don't leave me here alone I washed and waxed the car today I even filled the tank If you're gonna drive me crazy Drive me to drink All the mothers and your lovers Will be happy I suppose You'll be in his arms again And I'll be off the road The highway will be safer And they'll have you to thank If you're gonna drive me crazy, baby Drive me to drink You're in the driver's seat It's all up to you I'll be your dedicated man Or your designated fool But if you're hell-bent And bound to bolt I can't change the way you think If you're gonna drive me crazy, baby Drive me to drink (Repeat last two verses) Well if you're gonna drive me crazy, baby Drive me to drink