[A HOMELESS MAN] Christmas bells are ringing Christmas bells are ringing Christmas bells are ringing Somewhere else! Not here [The HOMELESS MAN exits. ANGEL gets a good beat going on the tub,] [but is interrupted by a moan. He starts to drum again and sees] [COLLINS limp to downstage-left proscenium.] [ANGEL] You okay honey? [COLLINS] I'm afraid so [ANGEL] They get any money? [COLLINS] No Had none to get -- But they purloined my coat -- Well you missed a sleeve! -- Thanks [ANGEL] Hell, it's Christmas Eve I'm Angel [COLLINS] Angel..? Indeed An angel of the first degree Friends call me Collins -- Tom Collins Nice tree ... [ANGEL] Let's get a band-aid for your knee I'll change, there's a "Life Support" meeting at nine-thirty Yes -- this body provides a comfortable home For the Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome [COLLINS] As does mine [ANGEL] We'll get along fine Get you a coat, have a bite Make a night -- I'm flush [COLLINS] My friends are waiting -- [ANGEL] You're cute when you blush The more the merri -- ho ho ho And I do not take no [ANGEL and COLLINS walk off stage right.]