Oh man can i tell you about this one Oh its come calling again There was a chill in my house in the morning And its so hard to begin I can see my friends from the rooftops I can see them smile and shake hands There's a presence in my basement Its a stage for tropial plants Now my master is calling for me "Where can my little understudy be?" Oh he teaches me from the balcony And I try so hard to please But then one morning Oh he called me to his side I could see the absinthe Twinkle in his eye Saw a flicker in the floodlights And made him close his eye and die Now Im working as a cowards apprentice And my shoes are so hot on the ground All the brandy will warm my belly tonight And the year go round and round I changed my seats on the top ten.. Haven't got used to the way the stare And the tears dont smear my facepaint If it did I dont care Cause I was struck by a painful notion On a weekend trip to the ocean That the hagrid seas will not recognize me To all this comotion And all those night sittin at the round table Waiting on some kind of cable All the bewilding from France We're wilding like the tramps And that cable oh it never came But if it did I know what it would say "Romance coma Romance period Romance, always romance" Alright