Joe was thinkin' sweet revenge Since a stool sent daddy to the pen Now joliet ain't cake on Christmas eve Whiskey's eatin' Joe inside When in this bar young Joe does spy Mister pigeon 'cross the horse shoe Gettin' loaded Joe, he kind of looks at him And back he tries to smile He don't know Joe's wise to all his lies Joe would like to waste this dude Who sang in fed house court For framin' up his dad Cut his luck short Better lay low, Joe You say you wanna even up the score Better lay low, Joe Leave your bullets in the bottom drawer Gotta lay low, Joe Christmas ain't no time to war New Year's is the time to score Better lay low, Joe When he least suspects young Joe will move The stoolie's cool but Joe is smooth One frame! One Shot! Two years' revenge worth waitin' New Year's Even just might be hot Let old acquaintance be forgot Midnight! My knife! For Dad! The punk stopped skating "Set my man another round," Joe smiles at the bar Bloody Mary's what he must be drinkin' "Hey thanks, kid, ain't it hot in here" Joe answers with his eyes 'cause "Can your chino ass" is what he's really thinkin' Better lay low, Joe Leave your bullets in the bottom drawer Gotta lay low, Joe Christmas ain't no time to war New Year's is the time to score Better lay low, Joe