Tom: C
Intro: C G C
Verso 1:
C G Am F
It starts off like a thousand other songs that you've heard before.
C G Am G F
Except in this one they do a little do, do-do-do, doo do do dooooo.
C G Am F
So you try to change the station but it's playing on every one.
C G Am G F
A bunch of shitty ass chords and lyrics recorded by a f*cking moron.
G F
You assume that the general public is not that stupid.
G F
You're positive that nobody will want to listen to this.
G
But you are wrong…
Refrão:
C G
They want another stupid mother-f*cking,
Am F C
lame c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter,
G F G
radio friendly song.
C G Am F
And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall.
C G F G
And at the office they all love the new radio friendly song.
C G C
Unoriginal melody.
Verso 2: (mesmos acordes do primeiro verso)
Why did John Lennon have to be the one to get shot?
Something's wrong.
While these douchbags are all still alive singing these ass-lickin' songs.
All these f*cking unoriginal p*ssies that don't have anything to say.
I'm not homophobic, but this song is sooo f*cking gay.
G F
You can barely retain the vomit that's rising in your throat.
G F
And you assume that everyone will think that this song's terrible.
G
But you are wrong…
Refrão:
C G
They want another stupid mother-f*cking,
Am F C
lame c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter,
G F G
radio friendly song.
C G Am F
And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall.
C G F G
And at the office they all love the new radio friendly song.
Outro:
Am G F G
piece of sh*t oh what a sucky ass piece of sh*t.
Am G F G
I'd rather shoot myself in the face than listen to this
G C G
corporate b*tch singing a stupid mother-f*cking,
Am F C
lame c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter,
G Am F C
radio friendly piece of sh*t.
God, I hate this sh*t.
