BOB: i can belive this i'll kill this motherfucker JACKE: hello BOB: hello jacke JACKE: oh hi there bob how is it going? BOB: well i'm just fanfuckintastic jacke how are you? JACKE: i know i can't complain BOB: that's just fucking great hey i just spoke to my neighbor the lives across the street from me and he told me that you came by my house today how is that work? JACKE: oh yeah yeah i just poped in there for a few minutes BOB: a few minutes? My neighbor said it was more like 3 hours, so what you can possible being doing alone with my wife, in my house for 3 hours? JACKE: oh no no look Bob i'm... i... BOB :cause you see i guy like me can get suspecious JACKE: listen ah, i can explain everythin i... BOB: i want you to explain JACKE: its not what you think i... BOB: ow please jacke, unlike me cause i'm really fucking curious to know what you're doing JACKE: look its nothing its stupid really i went over to your house around 1 o'clock BOB: Han JACKE: i fucked your wife and than i left BOB: REALLY? JACKE: really i swear i went over i fucked her for a while and after we both cum i just went home BOB: is my name forrest gump Jacke? JACKE: ahhh, what? BOB: answer the fucking question, is my name forrest gump? JACKE: ohhh well no BOB: so why you treat me like i'm a fucking retard, do you expect me belive that you were in my house for 3 hours and all you did was fuck my wife? JACKE: listen i came over she blow me there for a while BOB: aham JACKE: i got cum BOB: uhum JACKE: so we have to wait a bit then we have sex in the kitchen for a while BOB: sure JACKE: and then we have sex in the living room BOB: you're fuckin lying to me and i really dont like it Jacke, you were in my house for 3 hours JACKE: no its not ow, we...we, you see we have sex a few times than she wanted more, she said she was rally ex and felling dirty and she wants more than one cock inside of her BOB: han JACKE: so i, so we, we called you brother to see if he wanted to come over and get in the action, and he said yes, so we waited around for him about 1 hour that's why it took so long BOB: hum my brother? JACKE: uhum BOB: you and my brother dobled team my wife? JACKE: oh yeah yeah, ohh we gave it to her boy, in every hole BOB: han, see that's funny, 'coz my brother is in miami this week jacke, i find hard to belive that my brother, flew all the way all to miami to doble team my wife with you JACKE: i well ahhh BOB: and you know what the funny thing is?the faucet of my kitchen is been blinking about 3 months now, and sudenlly today off all days it decides to stop blinking JAKCE: ohh haha i... BOB: i'm gonna give you one last chance to answer the question, and if you lie, i guarantee you're gonna regret it, what were you doing in my house today? JACKE: i'm...i'm sorry your wife called me, and i didn't...i didn't BOB: ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION JACKE: your wife wanted to me to fix the faucet, cos she couldn't stand dripping noise anymore, didn't know what to do, but she begged me BOB: AND WHAT DID YOU DO? JACKE: if fixed it BOB: fuck JACKE: i fixed the faucet, i'm so sorry BOB: motherfucker cocksucker piece of shit, you fuck fixed my faucet you bastard, now i'm gonna fix you face do you hear me? i'm gonna fix you fucking face, if you think i'm gonna fuck you wife again, forget about it man, last nite was the last time JACKE: [chorando] no no please don't do this BOB: NEVER AGAIN