Hang me on the line Hang me till I'm dry I'm never gonna get any better than wet If I'm not hanging on the line I was going to fast To save my glass of wine I'd been drinking Till I was drunken dry The barman said take another dose And I propose that you might bet, That I came home pretty wet When's it gonna rain? It's been fretting all day that it's coming our way When's it gonna rain? You better stay awake 'Cos I don't want to be found on a puddle on the ground Hang me on the line Hang me till I'm dry I'm never gonna get any better than wet If I'm not hanging on the line