You say I haven't been around The way I dress is a sin I've been further under the house Lookin' for eggs than you've ever been You're humbuggin' me You're humbuggin' me I believed all those stories darlin' Now you're humbuggin' me You told me darlin' you loved me You said you'd go through fire or pain Last week you wrote me a letter Sayin' "I'll see ya if it don't rain" You're humbuggin' me You're humbuggin' me I believed all those stories And now you're humbuggin' me Yeah! [Instrumental] Well when I married you darling You thought I was a puppet I know You promised me chicken and pork roast You give me sour milk and burnt toast You're humbuggin' me You're humbuggin' me I believed all those stories darlin' Now you're humbuggin' me Yeah! You're humbuggin' me Hey yeah! You're humbuggin' me I believed all those stories darlin' Now you're humbuggin' me