Tom: G G D G I tell the truth even when I’m lying G D G Ohhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhh oh oh oh G D G Ohhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhh oh oh oh G D G Well are you, to criticize me? G D G Yeah and who are you, to try and categorize me? C G Forgive them lord they know not what they’ve done C D In the name of the father and the son judgment day will come G D G Ohhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhh oh oh oh G D G Ohhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhh oh oh oh G D G Well Houdini couldn’t escape all your said I didn’t un’s G D Well sticks and stones break my bones but your words don’t harm me C G So I’m not your critic’s choice I never wanted to be C D So I’m not your critics choice I know it doesn’t fit me G D G I tell the truth even when I’m lying G D G I tell the truth even when I’m lying C D G An open letter to the music press C D I revoke your poetic license G C D You probably got on 42nd street G Same place you got your lover C D G Same place your mother got your father G D G I tell the truth even when I’m lying G D G I tell the truth even when I’m lying G D G Cookooachoo about you G D G Me and my friends I wonder when C G So I’m not your critic’s choice I never wanted to be C D So I’m not your critics choice I know it doesn’t fit me G D G I tell the truth even when I’m lying G D G I tell the truth even when I’m lying G D G I tell the truth even when I’m lying