Get the hound dog and the Zebco The Bud Light and the Cheetos I know it might sound crazy but it sure feels good Well, I know it's a Monday But let's call it a fun day We're gonna be the talk of the town in our neighborhood We'll open up that can of worms And drown 'em at the lake Forget about that daily grind and just play... I'm too well to go to work today I woke up this morning feeling awful great And it makes me sick to think This afternoon might go to waste Tell the boss man to go to hell 'Cause I'm too well to go to work today Got a Chevy and a Skeeter A Caroline rig and a fever A big ol' bad case of boy, you're gonna get fired Well, I got my butt in a ringer But I gave 'em the finger We'll call it all a draw and say I retired Hell, I could pop a top on an ice-cold beer And savor every swallow Or I could tuck my tail between my legs and "Ah, maybe tomorrow." I'm too well to go to work today I woke up this morning feeling awful great And it makes me sick to think This afternoon might go to waste Tell the boss man to go to hell 'Cause I'm too well... I'm too well to go to work today I woke up this morning feeling awful great And it makes me sick to think This afternoon might go to waste Tell the boss man to go to hell 'Cause I'm too well to go to work today Yes, I'm too well to go to work today