Comb my hair and lace my shoes Wave goodbye to me I’ll call you a cab If you come up to the honeymoon suite Shame you don’t do kisses Even on the balcony I’ll offer you the world And a view out to the sea You’re not affordable But the price of fantasy Roll your eyes backwards baby It's the honeymoon suite It's the honeymoon suite It's the honeymoon suite Strap my shoes and fix my hair Escape before you see You locked me in the bathroom Of the honeymoon suite I know there are others But you’re not nearly half as keen I’ll always be your favorite With my hair kept short and sweet You’re not affordable But the price of fantasy Roll your eyes backwards baby It's the honeymoon suite It's the honeymoon suite It's the honeymoon suite The fear was deafening But they still made out those screams It's a bloodbath in the bathroom Of the honeymoon suite