We got a tomb and a mummy right up the hill
Look, michael myers just took his kill, alright!
Maybe tina shouldn't have slept night
'Cause look at freddy with his appetite
You see a ghost and you guessed right, that's the drill!
We got a dummy walking right in for the kill, inside
Looking like an 80's slasher flick tonight
So try to hold your breath and
Close your eyes to end it
Listen, they're outside
So lock that door yeah that's it
Pray three times to end it
Watch them come alive
Fuck yeah!
It's an 80's slasher don't look back again
Keep on, keep on running till you reach the
Ending credits, cause jason's got his habits
This is, this is how to
How to survive an, 80's slasher film
You better run a little faster up the hill
Jack's kinda pissed and he won't sit still tonight
Gotcha hoping that the chevy works
Forgot your keys and it's in a purse
You got a thing and a thing two on it's way
Got it morphing on out here, while you're in the plane, oh shit!
Looking' like an 80's slasher flick tonight
So try to hold your breath and
Close your eyes to end it
Listen, they're outside
So lock that door yeah that's it
Pray three times to end it
Watch them come alive
Fuck yeah!
It's an 80's slasher don't look back again
Keep on, keep on running till you reach the
Ending credits, cause jason's got his habits
This is, this is how to
How to survive an, 80's slasher film
Fuck yeah!
It's an 80's slasher don't look back again
Keep on, keep on running till you reach the
Ending credits, cause jason's got his habits
This is, this is how to
How to survive an, 80's slasher film
