Tom: Am C Am7 Dm7 G7 C Am7 Dm7 G7 [Verse] Dm7 G7 Cmaj7 You put the who's-it on the what's-it C Dm7 G7 C Attach the what's-it to the who's-it C7 F F7 A7 Connect the thing-a-ma-jig to the thing-a-ma-bob A Dm7 G7 And that'll make the what-cha-ma-call it go [Verse] A7 Dm7 G7 Cmaj7 You hook the gidget to the gadget C7 Dm7 G7 C Adjust the gadget to the gidget C7 F7 C A7 Unhook the dingely-dang from the diddly-doo A7 Dm7 G7 C That seems to sorta settle the so-and-so [Verse] C D7 C7 F When the you know doesn't almost F Gm7 C7 Dm7 And the gizmo never quite, F Dm7 D7 G6 E7 Simply follow these instructions E7 Am7 D7 G7 Everything'll come out alright [Verse] Dm7 G7 Cmaj7 You put the who's-it on the what's-it C Dm7 G7 C Attach the gidget to the gadget C7 F Bm7 G A7 Connect the hick-a-ma-do to the jig-a-ma-bob A Dm7 G7 Em7 A7 And adjust them to the thing-a-ma so-and-so A7 Dm7 G7 C Then sit back and watch that what-cha-ma-call it go