What do you get when you fall in love? A girl with a pin to burst your bubble That's what you get for all your trouble I'll never fall in love again I'll never fall in love again What do you get when you kiss a girl? You get enough germs to catch a pneumonia After you do, she'll never phone you I'll never fall in love again I'll never fall in love again Don't tell me what it's all about Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out Out of those chains, those chains that bind you That is why I'm here to remind you What do you get when you fall in love? You only get lies and pain and sorrow So far at least until tomorrow I'll never fall in love again I'll never fall in love again What do you get when you give your heart? You get it on broken up and better That’s what you get a heart of shadow I'll never fall in love again I'll never fall in love again Don't tell me what it's all about Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out Out of those chains, those chains that bind you That is why I'm here to remind you What do you get when you fall in love? You only get lies and pain and sorrow So far at least until tomorrow I'll never fall in love again I'll never fall in love again