Oh my friends we've all gathered here tonight In this barroom with its flashing neon lights To discuss what this old world is coming to And beside we ain't got nothing else to do Here we are at the meeting of the bored In this tavern where our favorite drinks are poured (We're all given up for livin' nothin' matters anymore) So we've come to the meeting of the bored Now the meeting's come to order we're all here So I've come to order me another beer We'll take up old business like we always do There ain't none of us been doing nothin' new Here we are at the meeting of the bored... [ guitar ] Everybody stand and raise your glasses high All in favor of another drink say aye And I'll make a motion that tomorrow's fine We'll meet here again the same old place and time Here we are at the meeting of the bored... Here we are at the meeting of the bored...