Tom: C C I woke up this morning in a terrible mood C Now you talk about a woman treatin' a good man rude F C She had me talkin' to myself, gazin' at that mean ol' wall G C She had another daddy waitin' down at the end of the hall C She changes with the weather like the leaves I recall C C7 She blossoms in the spring but then she's gone in the fall F C A two timin' woman with a heart of solid stone G C She tells me that she loves me but her heart's a little undergrown C She said she'd never leave me but she got the urge to roam C C7 She drifts around the country like a steamboat on a foam F C She never changes course, she just goes along that same ol' way G C And I hope she keeps a-driftin' rolls back home someday C Cause if I ever find her gonna chain her to the floor C C7 And tell her now sit there woman you ain't leavin' no more F C I'm gonna tame you mama till you're eatin' from my hand G C It's not that I don't love you honey it's just to make you understand C I woke up this morning in a terrible mood C You talk about a woman treatin' a good man rude F C She had me talkin' to myself gazin' at that mean ol' wall G C She had another daddy waitin' down at the end of the hall