Tom: D D A G D G E A Well he's not, very handsome, to look at D G D Oh he's shaggy, and he eats, like a hog G E A And he's always, killin', my chickens D G That Dirty Old Egg Sucking Dog. E A Egg suckin' dog D G D I'm gonna stomp, your head in the ground G E A If you don't, stay out of my hen house D G D You Dirty Old Egg Sucking hound. G E A Now if he don't, stop eatin', my eggs up D G D Though I'm not a real bad guy G E A I'm goin' get my riffle and send him D G To that great chicken house in the sky. E A Egg suckin' dog D G D Your always hangin' around G E A But you'd better stay out of my hen house D G D You Dirty Old Egg Sucking hound.