Tom: G
G C G
Just bought me a great long ticket, gonna use it at 4 PM
D G
So you can call your secret love and break the news to him
C G
You thought you little romance was on the strict QT
D G
So if you want your freedom PDQ, divorce me COD
[Verse]
C G
I won't be around to hear you cry
C G
I'm Texas bound and by and by
G C G
You can reach me down in Dallas, general delivery
D G
So if you want your freedom PDQ, divorce me COD
[Verse]
N.C.
Well there's gona come a day GAL
C G
When you'll be feeling blue
D
You'll find that you can't pay your bills
G
With alittle old IOU
C G
That dynamite your messing with may be T N T
D G
So if you want your freedom PDQ, divorce me COD
[Verse]
C
No need to fall, down on your knees
G D
Cause I know all my ABC&65533s
G C G
Ain't no collage profresses ain't got no PHD
D G
So if you want your freedom PDQ, divorce me COD
