Through the nauseous night I'll soar Through the pools of rancid gore Through the sewer pipes I'll crawl To the horror ball To the hall where vampires scream Happy Halloween! From the cold and ancient graves From the coffins and the caves From the rocks and werewolf nests Come the ghastly guests Gonna have a nightmare dream Happy Halloween! So little witch, we've got a date You better put your head on straight Jump on your broom And don't be late This is our night to celebrate! Through the oozing quicksand swamp Do the buddy bloody stomp Do the brand new twist and itch With the wicked witch Everybody make the scene Happy Halloween! Isn't this a gruesome party? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha All the weirdies are here You can't tell which witch is which without a program! Ah, there's the Watusi witch And there's Dracula dancing with? Til rigermortis sets in, ha ha ha ha! For this sweet night we wait all year Now don't you try to disappear Open up your coffin, dear My nose will tell that you're still here Gonna eat some lizard lunch Gonna drink some living punch Gonna dance until we're dead Hit me on the head! Hang the heart and split my spleen Happy Halloween! Everybody make the scene Happy Halloween!