Who's that knocking at my door? Who's that knocking at my door? Who's that knocking at my door? said the fair young maiden Well Open the door ya fuckin' whore said Barnacle Bill the sailor Open the door ya fuckin' whore said Barnacle Bill the sailor Shall we go to the dance? Shall we go to the dance? Shall we go to the dance? said the fair young maiden Well To hell with the dance and down with your pants said Barnacle Bill the sailor To hell with the dance and down with your pants said Barnacle Bill the sailor What's that thing between your legs? What's that thing between your legs? What's that thing between your legs? said the fair young maiden Well It's only me pole to stick up your hole said Barnacle Bill the sailor It's only me pole to stick up your hole said Barnacle Bill the sailor What's that stuff around your pole? What's that stuff around your pole? What's that stuff around your pole? said the fair young maiden Well It's only me grass to tickle your ass said Barnacle Bill the sailor It's only me grass to tickle your ass said Barnacle Bill the sailor