The world and his wife are here seemingly All I hear is something she said to me Feel like a lost minstrel with a lay Can you tell me find a lay these days? I asked my friend for a game of darts, he said "OK, nearest to the bull starts" I said "Baa" he said "Moo" ---- Someone's losing out here and I know who Can't believe I hurt her or did her wrong But I wasn't made to be on my own I'll go out and mix possibility's vast A singles club or perhaps an evening class I said "Yoga?" She asked "How flexible are you?" I said not Tuesdays, she said "We'll see what we can do" Am I indirigible for lacking direction Too much information, too many questions She offered me a coffee, my heart beat overtime I started to panic and politely declined She asked "Don't you want to meet someone like me?" I said "Yes, but I don't like coffee"