His brother said, "Don't worry I can steal fifty thousand votes. We left Colorado with loot from $ilverado. The public won't take note. And if that doesn't do it I'll call on kiss me Kate, Who'll say, "Don't count the votes. Machines are like the pope. Decisions can not wait." From that steamy Tea Party To frozen Valley Forge. Centuries of democracy. Show no need for King George. Dubby, dubby, dubby, dub, dub, dubbya, Dubby, dubby, dubby, dub, dub, dubbya, You put the right votes in You take the left votes out And if you still can't win, Cast it all in doubt. Use tainted applications And faulty machinations. Don't let the black folk vote Show them you've got clout. Dubby, dubby, dubby, dub, dub, dubbya, Dubby, dubby, dubby, dub, dub, dubbya, They threatened and cajoled her, But the fat lady would not sing, And though they may deny it The ministers did riot -- And screamed, "he is the king." So they called on Uncle Thomas And others judged of note To sanction their selection in a perverse election Where only nine people could vote. From that steamy Tea Party To frozen Valley Forge. Centuries of democracy. Show no need for King George. Dubby, dubby, dubby, dub, dub, dubbya, Dubby, dubby, dubby, dub, dub, dubbya, To paraphrase Joe Stalin, Politico of note When all the votes are in What determines who will win Is who counts, not who casts, the vote. Democracy's dishonored We're all in the same boat. Look out, Miss Liberty, And tell me what you see With tea leaves still afloat. From the Boston Tea Party To frozen Valley Forge. The struggle for democracy Shows no need for King George. You put the right votes in Dubby, dubby, dubby, dub, dub, dub-aya, You take the left votes out Dubby, dubby, dubby, dub, dub, dub-aya