Tom: D Em G D A Martha say she don't need no stinking man making no decisions for her. Em G She don't need his money, she don't need him between the sheets, D A She ain't gonna sleep on the edge of the bed for no stinking man. Em G And that's the way she lives 'cause I saw her last night D A Pouring water on a drowning man in the moonlight, saying: [Chorus] Em Hi-de-hi-de-hi, brother, G D Hi-de-hi-de-hey now, Martha. Em Hi-de-hi-de-hi, sister. G D Say what, hey you, look out, Martha. [Verse 2] Em G D A Martha say she don't need no revolver to shoot some idiot down. Em G She can do it with her eyes, she can do it with her smile, D A She can do it with a conversation just walking down the hall. Em G Man, now ain't that the truth 'cause I saw her take a bite out of D A Some macho dude laying some corn ball line on her last night, saying: [Chorus] Em Hi-de-hi-de-hi, brother, G D Hi-de-hi-de-hey now, Martha. Em Hi-de-hi-de-hi, sister. G D Say what, hey you, look out, Martha. [Chorus] Em Hi-de-hi-de-hi, brother. (Hi-de-hi-de-hi, brother.) G D Hi-de-hi-de-ho, sister. (Hi-de-hi-de-hi, yeah.) Em Hi-de-hi-de-hi. (Hi-de-hi-de-ho, yeah.) Em Hi-de-hi-de-hi, Martha. G D Say what, look out, shake it up Martha. [Verse 3] Em G Martha say say she ain't changin', no nothin' for nobody for D A No damn good reason. Em G It's the way that she wants it, it's the way that she gets it. D Well, the girl loves playing hardball, it leaves me in a A No win situation saying: [Chorus] Em Hi-de-hi-de-hi, brother, G D Hi-de-hi-de-hey now, Martha. Em Hi-de-hi-de-hi, sister. D Say what, hey you, look out, Martha. [Outro] Em G D A Em G D A Em G D A Martha say she don't need no stinking man making no decisions for her.