Well the man upstairs always lends an ear To the man downstairs, even though he doesn’t care The man up the spiral staircase would love to sympathize With the man downstairs and the same old phrase Big Muff, can’t you see I’ve had enough? God knows you’re trying to kill me Big Muff, Get away with your powder puff Lord knows you’re killing me It’s like an allergy with no apology It saps my energy and denies my integrity Big Muff, get away with your powder puff Lord knows you’re killing me Good Lord knows you’re stifling me God, Lord knows you’re trying to kill me Well the man upstairs has learned it from his wife But the man downstairs has got trouble in his life The man upstairs don’t notice what is wrong Every time he sees his neighbour singing that same old song Big Muff, get away with your powder puff Lord knows you’re trying to kill me Big Muff, get away with your terrible stuff God knows you’re killing me This thing is dangerous I tell you it’s serious No need to be envious It’s bigger than both of us Big Muff, can’t you see that I had enough Lord knows you’re trying to kill me Well, the man downstairs has moved away for good Like the man upstairs always knew he would The man downstairs has moved and gone away And a girl upstairs every night can hear him say Big Muff, get away with your powder puff Lord knows you’re killing me Big Muff, can’t you see I’ve had enough God knows you’re stifling me It’s like an allergy With no apology It saps my energy Most contemporaneously Big Muff, can’t you see that I’ve had enough God knows you’re stifling me God knows you’re stifling me Oh, lord knows you’re trying to kill me