Tom: Bm G D A Bm Close one there Choking in clean underwear G D A Bm Bleeding tongue Eight ball pounding in my lungs G D A Bm Ship to shore I can't see the coastline anymore G D A Bm I shouldn't be here I thought I made that loud and clear [Chorus] G D A Bm But the master of disaster Gets tangled in his telecaster G D A Bm He can't play it any faster When he plays the blues G D A Bm When he had the heart to ask her And every note just shook the plaster G D A Bm Now he's just a mean old bastard When he plays the blues [Solo] G D A Bm x2 [Verse 2] G D China town A Bm Chasing that old dragon down G D Madam Wong's A Bm We play the blues with the curtains drawn G D Sidewalks of white A Bm While the A sun beat out the night G D Pounding brain A Bm My last transmission down the drain [Chorus] G D A Bm But the master of disaster Gets tangled in his telecaster G D A Bm He can't play it any faster When he plays the blues G D A Bm When he had the heart to ask her And every note just shook the plaster G D A Bm Now he's just a mean old bastard When he plays the blues [Solo] G D A Bm x4 [Verse 3] G D There's a debt I owe A Bm I'll never pay before I go G D So I sing the blues A Bm Hand me down my walking shoes G D You're in my heart A Bm Though we may be miles apart G D There's my point A Bm I'll see you in another joint [Chorus] G D A Bm But the master of disaster Gets tangled in his telecaster G D A Bm He can't play it any faster When he plays the blues G D A Bm When he had the heart to ask her And every note just shook the plaster G D A Bm Now he's just a mean old bastard When he plays the blues [Outro] G D A Bm Now he's just a mean old bastard When he plays the blues