Tom: D D G I'm dirty as a man hole cover D A7 I'm lookin for my long lost lover D G She turned me out and now I'm sinkin' D A7 D I'm just so easily led when the little head does the thinkin' I'm talking with a tight red sweater I'm feelin' like Eddie Vedder Only twice as cool when she starts winkin' I'm just so easily led when the little head does the thinkin' Bridge: G D I'm loyal as a dog but I'm a hog for that sexual attraction G It starts up in my mind and makes a bee line below the belt E7 A7 No consequences just satisfaction Baby in my heart I'm faithful This two headed monster is so distasteful Forgive me when my instincts start stinkin' I'm just so easily led when the little head does the thinkin'