Tom: D D G D Thanks for letting us stand on your stage, A Thanks for your presence to night D G D Thanks to the people who ran the sound A D And to the people who handled the lights. [Chorus] G D Thanks for coming to see us A When you could have been elsewhere instead D G D And for the folks who put the show on A D And for the bald spot on top of my head [Verse] G D This show is not federally fund- -ed A We hope it was fun for you D G D Now go home and do unto others A D As you would have them do unto you