Dirty socks and shorts and undershirts Check his collars 'cause I know the rascal flirts And the eggs just won't unstick from the fryin' pan There's gotta be more to life than loving a man Automatic washer just broke a cup Some spook just called, and when I answered, he hung up Mopin', waxin', sweepin', pots and pans There's gotta be more to life than loving a man Can't see through the windows, Lordy, it's a shame This stringy hair is drivin' me insane If you're a woman, you will understand There's gotta be more to life than loving a man Kitty cat left something on the rug And that's just something else for me to scrub With my crackin', red dish-water hands There's gotta be more to life than loving a man